HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
if it weren’t for this post I would’ve never known that swimming babies are the cutest thing in the world…
swimming is only a reflex for the first 4 months of life
do not throw your toddlers in the pool
i repeat do not throw your toddlers in the pool
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hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
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seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco
oh dear god
Fucking fuck me
Omg
ahahah
Oh shit
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“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
Babe. Its just a 4 letter word. People say it sometimes with out any meaning. But truth is, it means a lot. Whether its the first time they call you Babe, with you getting butterflies inside, all fuzzy and nervous. Getting the urge to kiss them because they called you Babe. Babe: it means you are theirs. Whether it might just be a slip of the tongue to call someone Babe, it means something somehow. This 4 letter word doesn’t mean no where near as much the 4 lettered word: Love. But it still gets you happy, and gets you excited they called you that. Babe. Its a nice word to be called by that special someone.
tumblr gets deep
Someone call me babe
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bring me…the chosen one…
